Things that are racist:
Trying not to be racist
Capitalism
Socialism
https://fee.org/articles/anti-racists-should-think-twice-about-allying-with-socialism/
Technology
Artificial Intelligence
Robots
Self-Driving Cars
Using GIFs of blacks – That’s DIGITAL Blackface! You Bigots!
Emojis
Protection
Bulletproof Glass— You don’t want to get shot? That’s what I thought you’d say, you bigot.
Gun Owners… but only the white ones
Car Insurance
Not being racist – That’s extra racist!
Attire
Dressing as other races (only if you’re white)
Dressing as anyone FROM YOUR OWN HERITAGE (Fictional characters included)… but only if you’re white…
You want to dress up as anything for Halloween, and you’re white? You’re a bigot!
Wearing Hoop Earrings — but only if you’re white!
Literally calling for “White Genocide” — Oops that one’s okay, apparently.
Jingle Bells
Canada’s First Prime Minister
There Goes The Neighborhood
Whites moving into the neighborhood
White people leaving the neighborhood
Whites returning to the neighborhood
Whites… neither coming nor leaving… Oh for God’s sake!
Getting a tan! – – – That’s practically blackface!
Education
College Admission Policies that DON’T discriminate based on race.
English Class
Science
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/disturbing-resilience-scientific-racism-180972243/
Reading is racist!
Academia in general
Tests are racist, too of course.
School Discipline (reminiscent of crime statistics, isn’t it)
This totem-pole—built by children to apologize to the Indians in their community for things they themselves did not do. …This symbol of their bigotry HAD to go.
The word “Chief”, a French word from 1200 (before the founding of the New World) – these are educators!!!
Not wanting drugs near schools.
Sports
Fitness is Racist
Crossfit
Yoga
Dodgeball
Hockey
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/mar/12/hockey-nhl-racism-diversity
Surfing
Cricket is racist too! (I’m literally just typing any sport I can think of into google, so let’s just assume all sports except basketball are racist and move on).
Looking at birds
Outdoors
Professions
Architecture is racist
The art industry
“His multimillion-dollar, oversized toy figurines known as Companions are in many ways emblematic of the contemporary art world’s excess of wealth and inflation of importance, all of which is of course based on an extensive lineage of white privilege and patronage.”
Photography
Venture Capitalists
Unions
Farming
https://www.accredited-times.com/2017/09/07/farming-oppressive-overhang-racist-past/
Racial Discrimination Protections
Religion & Politics
Atheism
Christianity
Religious people
Food & Drink
The Ice Cream Truck jingle – Let me guess, you want vanilla?
Diabetes
Fighting Obesity
White people making mexican food
Milk
“Brown bag lunches” …You weren’t going to eat that, were you bigot?
Craft Beer
Being willing to pay $18 for a bowl of pasta, but not to spring for a $12 bowl of pho—or just saying the word “ethnic”.
Not wanting MSG in your food
Animals:
Dogs
Dog Parks
Dogs can be victims of racism too
#BlackBreedsMatter
Police Dogs—We already know that dogs—and their owners—are racist, so this just makes sense.
The O.K. hand sign
Yelling “I hate white people” and then knocking out the first one you see!
Oh wait that one is okay.
Society
Santa
Dr. Seuss
Accurately describing criminal suspects
Catching corrupt politicians
???
Tossing a coin
The Solar Eclipse, during the presidential election.
Climate Change
That time Clint Eastwood spoke to a chair
Black men getting older
Wood paneling
Of course breathing is racist.
Clearing sidewalks of poop
https://www.nationalreview.com/2017/07/city-councilman-hosing-poop-covered-sidewalks-might-be-racially-insensitive/
Calling a Spade a Spade
The entire state of New Jersey
Hotel shampoo
Having children… but only if you’re white:
Adopting black children
Babies… yup… babies…
All white people
“White people need to accept that they’re racist. All White people.”
Everybody
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