Everything Is Racist

I get the sense that we won’t be solving the “racism” issue any time soon.

Things that are racist:
Robots

Self-Driving Cars

Using GIFs of blacks – That’s DIGITAL Blackface! You Bigots!

Emojis

Protection

Bulletproof Glass— You don’t want to get shot? That’s what I thought you’d say, you bigot.

Gun Owners… but only the white ones

Car Insurance

Attire
Wearing Hoop Earrings — but only if you’re white!
Literally calling for “White Genocide” — Oops that one’s okay, apparently.
Jingle Bells
Canada’s First Prime Minister
There Goes The Neighborhood
Whites moving into the neighborhood
White people leaving the neighborhood
Whites returning to the neighborhood
Getting a tan! – – – That’s practically blackface!
Education
This totem-pole—built by children to apologize to the Indians in their community for things they themselves did not do. …This symbol of their bigotry HAD to go.
The word “Chief”, a French word from 1200 (before the founding of the New World) – these are educators!!!
Not wanting drugs near schools.
Sports
Fitness is Racist
Crossfit
Yoga
Dodgeball
Hockey

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/mar/12/hockey-nhl-racism-diversity

Surfing
Cricket is racist too! (I’m literally just typing any sport I can think of into google, so let’s just assume all sports except basketball are racist and move on).
Professions
Architecture is racist
The art industry
“His multimillion-dollar, oversized toy figurines known as Companions are in many ways emblematic of the contemporary art world’s excess of wealth and inflation of importance, all of which is of course based on an extensive lineage of white privilege and patronage.”
Religion & Politics
Atheism
Christianity
Religious people
Food & Drink
The Ice Cream Truck jingle – Let me guess, you want vanilla?
Diabetes
Fighting Obesity
White people making mexican food
Not wanting MSG in your food
Animals:
The O.K. hand sign
Yelling “I hate white people” and then knocking out the first one you see!
Oh wait that one is okay.
Accurately describing criminal suspects
Catching corrupt politicians
???
Babies… yup… babies…
All white people
“White people need to accept that they’re racist. All White people.”
Everybody

Author: Orry

Editor In Chief with SALT Media.

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